Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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