She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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