In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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