saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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