im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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