It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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