I've blown a few things in my day
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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