What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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