yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I love you. Go after that dick
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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