I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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