In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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