Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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