they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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