how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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