He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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