he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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