i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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