I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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