YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
