:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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