Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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