Me too!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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