Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
