i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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