Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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