If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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