apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
