what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's shark week go big or go home
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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