Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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