Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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