People in love make me want to vomit
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Randomize