you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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