it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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