okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i now understand why vodka
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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