your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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