Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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