just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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