We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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