I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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