Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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