im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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