Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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