Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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