big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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