I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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