physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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