My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Non-Jews are for practice
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Your penis caused this!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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