If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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