I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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