That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
