Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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