OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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