my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Randomize
