Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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