Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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