yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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