I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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