i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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